10p I go to bed
2a Wes wakes up, I give him a bottle
2:30a I am back asleep
2:40a Wes decides he wasn't done and cries for more
3a I am back asleep
3:30a Aaron whacks me awake and groggily tells me Wes needs me. I listen. There is no crying. I go check on him. He is dead asleep. I decide that if Aaron whacks me again I will whack him in the face until he understands that it is VERY IMPORTANT to not wake up your wife unless it is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.
3:45a Aaron hears a cricket
3:50a Aaron decides the cricket must die RIGHT THAT VERY MOMENT and decides the way to do this is to start slamming doors and turning on lights
4:00a I decide that if I can get myself to wake up enough I will get up and kick him. I can't get myself to wake up quite that much.
4:05a More slamming. More lights.
4:15a Aaron goes back to sleep
5:30a Wes startles himself awake and starts crying. I snuggle, comfort, offer a bottle, finally get him calmed down.
5:50a I am back asleep
6:30a Wes gets up for the day.
And then this morning Aaron came in, "That stupid cricket was going for like, 2 hours! I couldn't sleep!"
Poor baby.
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4 comments:
Hilarious! I'm so sorry, that doesn't sound like much fun!
Ohhhhhhh, I HATE when guys do that! I was up for 2 minutes...porr me! DIE DIE DIE!!!:P
that stinks!! i hope that isn't every night for you!
btw....who were you going to kick...Aaron or the cricket?
Alright Aaron, Kill that cricket. I know how you feel Aaron, guys need their sleep too. lol.
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