Tuesday, February 27, 2007

I Hereby Vow to Remain Childless

It has come to my attention that once one becomes pregnant, prenatal care involves HAVING BLOOD DRAWN.

That changes everything.

I told Aaron today that he will have to be content with a turtle because the only way anyone will be getting a needle anywhere near my body is if I am stone-cold-beyond-a-shadow-of-a-doubt dead. And even then I might put up a fight.

Sorry little spirits waiting in heaven, you're going to have a pick another mommy.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

it's really not that bad.

TheMoncurs said...

Ya..if you're DEAD INSIDE.