Ahem

Dear Swimsuit People-

Please make a swimsuit that does not require a boob job to look good in.

I understand that the deep V is very in, but there are a lot of us who are not going to be flashing scintillating cleavage so much as sternum. Please make us swimsuits that cover up our poor sternums.

Thank you,

Someone who is Considering Eschewing Swimming Altogether for Lack of Good Swimsuit Choices

P.S. What's with the tented and weird apron tops? They flatter no one (including the models. That means there's a problem).